Monday, March 5, 2012

First of all I blame my cousin Edie for this, shes a huge blogger and has forced me into this.  www.lifeingrace@blogspot.com.  Edie started the original jamieknoxville blog, but this time it's all me and she is in no way responsible for content.
I was born and raised in East Tennessee.  I am not proud to admit to this but, I live in Southern New Jersey.  I'm a Southerner, end of story!
I come from a colorful family and have enough stories to keep this thing going for years to come.  I have long felt a calling to write about my life and family.  Being that I live in NJ, I usually get my information regarding important happenings by making a phone call to my Mom.  Recently she nearly choked to death on a pork rind. Settle down, it was dislodged by her Husband.  He used the old school method of beating her repeatedly on the back. (highly not recommended).  Eating pork rinds or hitting someone in the back who is choking.
Speaking of pork rinds, if that's all I had to snack on; "I'd just as soon go on". Translation=rather be dead. This phrase was uttered more than once by my Mother, as her husband layed in his hospital bed
recovering from a stroke. Example: "If I had to lay there in at ol bed, I'd just as soon go on". Yes he was within earshot. Thanks to my Moms positive encouragement, he has recovered.

Jamie Knoxville

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Diet...Day 2

My brother, me, mom and George. I gots me some chaw!


Presenting: Emme FINLEY (finally)


Day 2 of my East Tennessee diet:
Breakfast: Strawberry muffins, coffee with full fat cream.



Snack: Vending machine, frackers and diet coke



Lunch: Fried fish, tartar sauce, salad with blue cheese, rolls with butter



Mid afternoon snack: Two Krystal cheese burgers, medium fries and a starbucks green tea.



Considering another piece of mocha cake.



Gotta meet Pops for dinner at 6:30 at O'Charleys....What should I have??? Its all deep fried, my body may start to shut down.






Monday, June 8, 2009

Secrets to weight loss....from South Knoxville




Day 1 Breakfast: 3 biscuits and gravy with a side of bacon
Lunch Sonic number 1 with extra mayo and onion rings
Midmorning snack mocha cake
Supper Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza and Red Wine

Stay strong byotches!
To request a copy, please email me at getskinny@hotbody.com and I'll be glad to send you one for $25.